Overheard

**The injury sustained in the following anecdote was accidental and was quickly recovered from.

I overheard my husband say the following to my eldest son. The tone of his voice, more annoyed than anything, is what really struck me as humorous.
"You didn't tell me that when you kicked your brother in the face, you gave him a bloody nose."

As it turns out, the little brother stepped in front of the big brother mid kung fu kick. He knew he would be in trouble if he didn't own up to what he did, so he admitted it, leaving out one tiny detail...
Everyone is fine now. No blood on the carpet. The little one is likely to be more careful around kung fu, and the older one learned an important lesson about responsability.